What is the funniest joke you've been told that you still think about to this day?
14.06.2025 02:44
“So am I. And from where in Ireland might you be?” says the first.
“Mother Mary. And on what street in Dublin did you live?”
Two blokes are sitting at the end of a bar. One orders a drink. The other one says, “From your voice, I’d guess you’re from Ireland.”
What is it that gives a man who is a submissive cock sucker his most pleasure?
“Now why would you be saying that, Brian?”
The first fellow is now beside himself. “The good Lord must be smiling on us. Imagine that the two of us should be meeting here, having grown up on the same street, gone to the same school, and graduated in the same year.”
“As did I,” the first bloke says, getting very excited. “And what year did you graduate?”
Why did my ex move on so fast, we have only been broken up for 2 weeks?
“Well, to St. Mary’s, of course.”
“A lovely little area of the old part of town, McCleary Street.”
“The Murphy twins are drunk again.”
Why do many women wear sleeveless shirts, more so than men?
“Faith and begorrah. What a small world. So did I. And to what school would you school would you have been going?”
At that point, a woman enters, stands at the other end, and orders a drink. Brian, the bartender says, “Oh, Vicky, it’s going to be a long, tiring night.”
“Oh, let me see now. ’Twas 1964, it was.”
Is it normal to hate my dog, but feel too guilty to get rid of him?
I’m from Dublin, I am.”
“Yes, that I am,” says the second.